February 2011
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
heartbreaksdontbreakeven:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
January 2011
pouringwaters:
facebook is where you realize how different you are from other people
tumblr is where you realize that there are people out there who knows exactly how you feel
someruddybirdcallederrol:
Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.
reblog with your height
fallinginlovewithhermionegranger:
misslozelise:
alittlebunny:
kurtgleefans:
somevans:
xlessxthanx3x:
deliciousissues:
porcelainhummel:
5’6”
5’10”
5’10” ish
5’8
5’11 almost 6 ft
5’10 almost 5’11
5’11
YOU’RE ALL SO TALL! 5’2.
5’1. It took me forever to be this tall.
My favorite part of the day is when I first wake...
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
Reblog to see hidden message
28997.) All my friends have boyfriends. I'm the...
“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than...”
– J.K. Rowling (via mirrorblue)
toxicinferno:
when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
"It's Real for Us": Weird thoughts of the day: →
omegalowmaniac:
it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw
because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm
you have to answer a fucking riddle
and the riddle changes so you can learn more
because you’re in Ravenclaw
imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated
and you get…
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
icomealiveinthenighttime:
5’1” :O
"We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is...
Watchfrenchcigarettes:
OK. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS EVER.
rockdemzombies:
loveskins:
heyaobsessed:
papakyo:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
103 Followers!! When did this happen?!
Girls with the same face in every picture.
.
You know the words. Try not to sing along.
So much fucking drama at home. -_-
You wonder why I'm insecure?
analbelle:
Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels. when I wake up, I look like I just got out of a war.
Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks half retarded.
They don’t even need to dress nicely an they’ll still look good. How they can capture your attention...
Havent you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around... →
laipai:
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad.: If Harry Potter was the main character of Twilight.
ladypandacat:
mypatronusisyou:
Petunia and Vernon would be like, “You’re a freaky little bitch and you cause so much drama, so you’re living with our distant relative…
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I need you!
heybuddysfierce:
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I need you. Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and I miss you.
Duh-nuh-na-nuh-na-na-na, and now I won…der… If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by?
Cuz you know I’d walk a thousand miles
If I could just…see…you Tonight.
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
abitchlikethis:
itsprobablynargles:
fuckyeahthehufflepuffhouse:
insert-awesome-username-here:
katiefuckingdrew:
rain-fallsdown:
adantoremember:
walksal0n3:
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AHAHAHHAH love the message
lolololol
hahaha
How does it know?
That’s weird.
AHAHAHAHAHA
lolll, that’s weird:L
No.
Watchnaiveteenager:
theonlythingisyou:
LITERALLY CRYING
nigga cut me off? hell no
OH
MY
G
O
D
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
Everyone's so fucking tall.
headswillturn:
